alfvaen | I Like To Keep You Guessing (Reply)

Okay, everyone is posting the "answers to random questions about people on their friends list" thing, so I might as well get in line. I prefer the "heptadecagram" one I first saw chez

leora. Warning: I may find myself compelled to be tongue-in-cheek.

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Why shouldn't inssnemesis and robotech_master be a couple?: Because mixed relationships between sardonic scotsmen and giant robot superheroes just don't work out.
What kind of underwear does gooley wear?: Boxers with Scrabble-tile print.
Can raptortheangel raise the dead to perform common household tasks?: No, but he is a good source of data entry zombies.
What do you find admirable about planetalyx?: Her eccentric orbit and non-toxic atmosphere.
What do you think of when you see offspring_chick?: "You've gotta keep 'em separated."
Would caitlinburke look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
After a cataclysmic war, whom would you pair with morrisa to repopulate the Earth?: Anyone but tritone would be a crime against nature.
What is maradydd's favorite meal?: Deep-fried cloves, marinated in steganography.
What is liralen's favorite book?: Kernaghan & Ritchie.
What would ayrsayle and ali_kira inherit from eleccham's will?: Electric chameleon eggs and Ballroom Dancing Shoes of Blending.