Crystalline Incandescence

As part of a friend's experiment in Googlebombing, I hereby link the following page with some shocking statistics about the Grammar Check. Please disregard.

Spinning Minotaur

April Fool
1istener	eggs your kidneys.
clintono	paints your dog orange.
dawn_guy	shaves your cat.
ecarrotsushi	TPs your house.
foomf	glues your head to your bedroom ceiling.
kphoebe	buys you a Russian Bride.
madcap_allie	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
rimrunner	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
robotech_master	sells your Russian Bride on Ebay.
tritone	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
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