The Fall & Rise of Crimebot

This story was based on this "Movie Plot Generator" book I found at the library. It was a "Mix & Match" book where you selected three "plot" elements, a little simplistic, but there were some funny combinations. This was one of them...

( Crimebot had a lot of time--5.36 minutes--to think on its way down to the lake, as it spread-eagled itself to minimize its terminal velocity. )