This Is Not My Beautiful Stapler

[alfvaen]

Meme courtesy of roane:

Google for "[your name] needs", and post the ones that amuse you(or that you want to post, for any other reason).

Aaron needs a Tracheostomy
Aaron needs to learn how to count
Aaron needs Abe to know that Aaron knows about the box
Aaron needs two running tens for a tie or two running fives to win the pot
Aaron needs some oxycontin
Aaron needs the "Whole Car Bumper"
Aaron needs to get his motor pulled os Phil can re-build it
Aaron needs to take two trains and a bus to get home
Aaron needs to understand that he is not "dumb"
Aaron needs to work on his field-goal accuracy
Aaron needs a lot of supervision, said his mother
Aaron needs a psyc evaluation
Aaron needs to see an empty spot that needs to be filled
Aaron, needs more than a life and an afterlife, needs an existance too
Aaron needs info on Beacon Hill Partners(proxy consultants)
Aaron needs four garages so that every car can have a place to park
aaron needs kissing lessons
Aaron needs to get hurt
Aaron needs to not relinquish it easily
Aaron needs special clothing because he(and his sons)will serve in a holy place
Aaron needs to be heard all over the world and there needs to be a major paradigm shift in thought
Aaron needs the policy values, he can
Aaron needs a chauffeur b/c his arm his broken and he drives a stick!
Aaron needs to dump Hayden because if it weren't for Victoria, she'd be the whiniest racer this season
Aaron needs to get his facts straight when he uses scare tactics
Aaron needs to look and see the status of this particular tape
Aaron needs to trust his stuff and pound the strike zone
Aaron needs to get some new boxers
Aaron needs juice in a certain sippy cup
Aaron needs to move often because fans end up finding his house
Aaron needs a big favour and plans to pay, or so he says

All right, I should probably stop now. I seem to be mostly either an athlete or a child, possibly in need of adoption.

Slightly annoying that "Aaron's needs" is considered exactly equivalent as far as Google is concerned. If I wanted the possessive, I'd search on it.